This chocolate cake recipe nearly has the consistency of a brownie—there’s dense, chocolatey goodness in each bite. I find it particularly great as the base for a winter pinecone decoration because the cake is so flat. Also, without those pinecones, this cake is a squat little thing, so the pinecone decorations and the cake are like in a symbiotic relationship.

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Listen to Rachel McCauley discuss making this cake on the November 28 episode of SSW Radio, the Weekly’s radio hour on WHPK:

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Ingredients

Cake:

  • 8 ounces dark chocolate
  • 1 ½ sticks butter
  • ¾ cup pistachio nut meats
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 5 eggs
  • ¾ cup sugar
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract


Chocolate glaze:

  • 5 ounces dark chocolate
  • ½ cup heavy cream

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Pinecones and wreath:

  • 5 madeleines (or pound cake)
  • ½ lb. sliced almonds
  • 5 sprigs of rosemary
  • A handful of cranberries

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Filling:

  • Whatever you like: sometimes I use lemon curd or raspberry preserves. Chocolate pairs well with anything! Just stick something tasty between the two cakes.

 

Instructions

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Butter and flour your cake-baking dishes. And I mean really butter those babies up!  These cakes can really stick into their pans after baking.  Once you finish buttering you should be thinking, “Did I butter this too much?” After buttering, add a spoonful of flour to the dish. Swivel the dish around so that the flour coats all surfaces. Then turn the dish on its side and tap the dish so any excess flour falls out.

Making the chocolate glaze:

Melt the chocolate with the butter. The proper technique is to add about an inch of water to a sauce pan, bring it to a simmer, and then melt the chocolate and butter in a bowl above the water (i.e. double boiling). If you’re like me and like to live on the edge and/or don’t have a dishwasher and don’t feel like washing an additional thing (i.e. lazy), then melt the chocolate and butter on the stove on the lowest heat setting, stirring constantly. Note: THE LOWEST SETTING. Overheating chocolate can cause it to seize, which is basically when it forms a gritty paste. It looks like chocolate that came from prehistoric times, frankly. If this happens then you just have to start over. After melting, turn off the heat and just leave it alone while you move on to blending like you’ve never blended before.

Cranberry&RosemaryMaking the cake:

This recipe is great for people who love to just blend the sh*t out of things. Blend the pistachios, flour, and salt in a food processor. Make sure the nuts are really finely ground. Pour this out into a bowl.

Next up on your blending spree are the eggs. Add the eggs and blend those for a few minutes. Then add sugar and vanilla. Blend some more! (More = 1 minute)

I hope you enjoyed all that blending because we’re done now. Next, gently fold the egg mixture into the chocolate. After that, gently fold the nut mixture into the rest. Pour into the two cake pans.

Bake for about 15 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean.

Assembly:

Layer the two cakes with the filling in the middle. Spoon the glaze into the center of the cake and cover the cake.

Place the madeleines onto the cake in a ring. Cover each madeleine with the chocolate glaze. Place the almond slices onto each madeleine, starting from the bottom, then going up and around. Finish the cake off by placing the cranberries and rosemary around the cake.

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